Not sure if we’re allowed to do this, but fuck it. Here’s a recipe leaked straight from our new book for some Roasted Sriracha Cauliflower Bites. If you haven’t preordered the book yet, pull your shit together and get to it. If you have preordered the book already, take the rest of today off because clearly you’re ahead of the fucking game.
I am so fucking scared for band camp and I know that sounds really stupid but it’s true.
I can play fine, I can always play fine, but it’s the fucking MOVING that I’m terrified of. I’m so uncoordinated and my gross motor movement is like my biggest problem, physically, and I’m not exactly as fit as I could be and what if I trip and fall and crack my teeth on my mouthpiece, and what if my step size is horrific, and what if I keep forgetting to roll step or keep my legs straight, and what if I’m the absolute worst person in the band, visually?
i’m doing this because i want to TEACH this
but i’ve got no clue what i’m doing and i’m so so so scared