tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here. now THIS was the essence of the 90s
YOU’LL CALL NOW
oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went
I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.
OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL
I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it
i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like
i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.
"And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms and cry hysterically…. And… and, you and I just picking up where we left off and growing old together… … C’mon Nick what do you expect? To live happily ever after?"
“Yes. To all of the above. Except you don’t have to cry hysterically.”
nickname: technically beth is my nickname bc elizabeth is my real name but LITERALLY NO ONE KNOWS THAT and when they find out they go “whatttt i thought your name was bethany” like 70% of people do that
birthday: december 17
what time and date is it there: 8:57 pm august 30
average hours of sleep I get each night: it depends like during the summer at LEAST 8 but during the school year closer to 7
last thing I googled: words starting in mar-
most used phrase(s): ”butts”
first word that comes to mind: ouch
last thing I said to a family member: ”should i pursue treatment for my thumb? like a steroid shot?”
one place that makes me happy and why: disney world because it is a really fancy resort with fun rides and delicious food and sun like idk why it wouldn’t make someone happy
favorite beverages: just plain water/cucumber water, lemonade, i guess
last movie I watched in the cinema: guardians of the galaxy!
three things I can’t live without: my phone, socks, books
something I plan on learning: how to speak german? how to, like, teach? how to spin flag!!!
a piece of advice for all my followers: if it is both amazing and terrifying you should definitely pursue it
you all have to listen to this song: hymn of axciom by vienna teng